Just Ducky

If you need an idea for a charming, harmless prank to do on a family member or friend, I can loan you one. An idea, that is, not a relative or friend. If you're like me, you don't exactly loan out the latter.  

Here's how I know about a good pranking idea to suggest: 

A few hours after we came home from Maranatha Bible School, I got my first clue of a mystery in our house. As I was showering, I noticed a tiny yellow duck sitting on the shower caddy shelf. 

"Hmm," I thought, "that's cute. I wonder how that got there. I'll bet Kerra put it there as a little welcome-home token." Minutes later, I noticed another mini duck, an identical twin to the first one, in my Q-tip cup.

"As soon as Kerra gets home from her singing practice," I told myself, "I'll have to thank her for the fun gift items she placed for us."

Meanwhile, I found a few more duckies about the house, equal in size to the first two I had discovered but in new colors. Pink and purple ones nestled in a set of glass candle holders on the banister above the entry stairs. Blue and white ones perched on the upper portion of doorways and window trim. Clearly someone had been up to some sort of ducky welcome home.

"Oh, it wasn't me," declared Kerra when I thanked her for the fun finds. "Someone got permission from me to come to our house last night while I was gone and place some items for you to find. But the person who messaged me about it wasn't the one who came here, so I don't know who actually did the hiding."

Hmm, interesting. My thoughts began paddling. A bigger deal than just a couple of ducks, then. Who knows what prankster(s) entered the house and who knows how many ducks they hid? This should be a fun mystery to solve. 

For the next week, we kept finding ducks both by surprise and by intentional hunting. I started lining them up in a circle on the kitchen counter as we discovered them. When the total number hit the 20's mark, I googled "hiding ducks" to see if duck pranking is really a thing. Turns out it is! Amazon is on board with the scheme, as well, offering for purchase multi-colored flocks of tiny resin ducks in packages of 100. 

"One hundred! Well. We have a long way to go," I thought. 

Ken got in on the hunt, too. When he discovered a duck in each of his work shoes, and another ducky pair on the window sill high above the entry door, he started thinking that maybe a man was involved in the duck-hiding scheme. Perhaps a husband and wife made up the pranking team, he proposed.

 I thought he had a point. I started shifting my ideas about youth girls being the culprits (because they had hung out with Kerra one night shortly before we came home from MBS) and employed my sleuthing skills to further investigation among our church family. 

I messaged numerous friends, prying into their whereabouts on a certain Friday night by asking if they knew anything about a duck prank in our house. Some said they knew absolutely nothing about it, but they wished they did, because it sounded like such a neat idea. Others said they had heard someone say it should be done, but they didn't know any more details than that, and they weren't going to say who had made the suggestion. A few knew that it was done, but they were quick to insist that they didn't do it. 

The vague answers and cryptic messages deepened our puzzlement while we continued collecting ducks. Maybe we would reach one hundred! The duck circles on the counter expanded as the tiny, colorful creatures showed up in flowerpots, egg cartons, jacket pockets, the spice cupboard, and of all places, in the fridge freezer - frozen into ice cubes! 

Not only did we collect tiny ducks by the dozens, but we also accumulated some duck puns in our ongoing hunt for the pranksters. "Did you have to duck the last time you came to our house?" or "Did you add to the "duckerations" in our house?" I might ask a suspect.

"I must have ducked the joke, because I'm swimming in confusion, but it could be I'm just a few quackers short." might be the reply. "I'm trying to keep my feet out of this web" or "I'm not trying to duck your question, but I could take you on a wild goose chase, if you'd like" were some other punny answers to my inquiries. One friend asked if we had discovered who broke in, so we could know whom to "bill" for any damage.😊

Our children were also interested in becoming mystery detective workers. Ricky got the brilliant idea to check video footage from one of Martin's Family Fruit Farm's security cameras, the one mounted on the side of the apple storage building that faces our house. 

That particular move is what led to the revelation: The duck-hiders were indeed a husband and wife team, and none other than our minister and his wife! Some other friends of ours were in on the scheme as well, arranging the different aspects to the prank in such a way that it was hard to pin down who actually did it. In the end, they just wanted Ken and me to come home to a surprise conveying the message that we were missed and we are loved. I'd say they chose a unique and creative way to do it!

So there you have it - a welcome home idea for showing your friends you care. Order your Amazon package today, and get started. Let me know if you need some suggestions for good hiding places. 

Also, here's some advice for you, if you're ever on the receiving end of a duck prank: 

1. Make sure your house is clean and in good order before you leave it for three weeks. (I shudder to think of the dust and spider webs our pranksters encountered while they hid ducks in ours...) 

2. Put aside your qualms about people pulling open your desk drawers and cupboard doors to find hiding places and just pull out the stops on your enjoyment in finding the ducks hidden in those places.

3. If you suspect someone duck-pranked you and you confront them about it and they say neither nay nor yea, but something about trying to stay neutral in this sort of situation, count on it - they are the culprit. 

And there's one more thing. When it comes to pranking, never put it past your pastor and his wife to pull off a good one.

P.S. We still come across a duck hiding spot now and then. The other day, I found the 100th duck! But is that the last one? According to the hiders, no one knows for sure how many ducks were placed. Now the question is What to do with 100 ducks? Playing Hide the Duck with the grandson and using them as conversation starters or accessories in fairy gardens uses only so many. What do you suggest?